How to Drink Whiskey Like a Pro (Without Being a Pretentious Twit)

So, you’ve got yourself a bottle of Flying Tumbler in front of you. First of all, great choice. Second, you might be wondering—how do you properly drink this glorious elixir without looking like you’re trying too hard? Don't worry, Paddy the Pigeon has your back. Here’s how to enjoy your whiskey like a true pro—without the snobbery.

Step 1: Glass? Mug? Straight from the Bottle?

Contrary to what some whiskey “experts” might say, the only wrong way to drink whiskey is not drinking it at all. Fancy crystal glass? Great. Coffee mug? No problem. Your hands in a pinch? Desperate times call for desperate measures, my friend. Paddy’s philosophy: If it holds liquid, it works.

Step 2: Ice or No Ice? That Is the Question

Let’s settle this once and for all—yes, you can put ice in your whiskey. If anyone tells you otherwise, smile politely and walk away (with your drink, obviously). Ice can open up new flavors, and besides, sometimes you just want your whiskey cold without overthinking it. Flying Tumbler on the rocks? Perfection.

Step 3: Sniff, Sip, and Savor (Or Just Chug It, We’re Not Judging)

Sure, there’s a whole world of aromas and tasting notes to explore. You might detect hints of vanilla, a whisper of spice, or maybe just the bold taste of good decisions. Take your time, swirl it around, and pretend you know what you’re doing. Or, just take a big satisfying gulp and enjoy—no judgment here.

Step 4: Mix it Up, Baby

Paddy’s an adventurous bird, and he believes whiskey should be fun, not fussy. Whether you mix it with ginger ale, cola, or something more exotic (whiskey + coconut water, anyone?), Flying Tumbler is all about breaking the rules and having a laugh while you’re at it.

Step 5: Repeat Responsibly (or at Least Have a Snack Handy)

Whiskey is a journey, not a sprint. Pace yourself, stay hydrated, and always have snacks within reach—Paddy recommends salty chips or a good cheese board (because pigeons know their snacks).

At the end of the day, drinking whiskey like a pro is about enjoying it your way. So pour yourself a glass, raise it high, and toast to breaking all the so-called “rules.” Paddy wouldn’t have it any other way.

Sláinte!