March Madness: The Only Bracket That Matters (Hint: It Involves Whiskey)

March Madness—where friendships are tested, office productivity plummets, and everyone suddenly becomes a basketball expert. But let’s be honest, the real madness? Trying to survive it without a solid whiskey plan. Luckily, Flying Tumbler has you covered. Forget about buzzer-beaters and Cinderella stories—here’s the only March Madness bracket that matters: The Whiskey Edition.

Round 1: Neat vs. On the Rocks

The age-old showdown—do you keep it classic and sip it neat, or throw in some ice and let it chill? Neat drinkers claim to taste every note, while the rockers just want a smooth sip without the melt. Either way, Flying Tumbler wins. The real victory? Drinking it however you damn well please.

Winner: Both, because whiskey doesn’t judge, and neither do we.

Round 2: Cocktail Contenders

The competition heats up with a showdown of Flying Tumbler classics. Will the Whiskey Sour dunk on the competition with its perfect balance of sweet and tart? Or will the Old Fashioned hold onto its legendary status with nothing but a sugar cube and bitters? Either way, expect a slam dunk in your glass.

Winner: Whatever you’re mixing in your kitchen right now.

Round 3: Game Day Snacks vs. More Whiskey

Ah, the eternal debate—do you pace yourself with snacks, or dive headfirst into another round of Flying Tumbler? Wings, nachos, and chips might keep you in the game longer, but we all know the true MVP is another pour.

Winner: A whiskey-fueled snack pairing. Because balance.

Final Round: Early Night vs. “One More”

It’s crunch time. Do you play it safe and call it a night, or channel your inner champion and go for one more dram of Flying Tumbler? Spoiler alert: we all know how this one ends.

Winner: “One more.” Always.

The Real Madness? Running Out of Flying Tumbler.

Whether you’re filling out brackets, watching the games, or just pretending to care, March Madness is best enjoyed with a glass of Flying Tumbler in hand. So pour yourself a winner, sit back, and enjoy the madness—whiskey style.

Sláinte!